...You think you know something, or what something means, but then someone makes a reference to it, and you're like, "What?" and they explain it and you realize you had no idea what the something really was/meant?
...You (or someone) is laughing uncontrollably, and they/you try to calm themselves down by thinking about something morbid, like dead puppies, and that makes you/them laugh even harder?
...Something says "Do not eat" or "Toxic" and suddenly you wonder what it tastes like?
...Ice cream flavors like "lemon licorice ripple" survive?
...Someone asks you to do something you don't want to, and you suddenly have to go to the bathroom?
...People make things seem like less of a deal by saying "a little bit" or "just a second," even though the thing isn't "a little bit" or won't take "just a second"?
Meh, I'm out. Feel free to add.
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...When boxes say "fragile" you have a sudden urge to shake them vigorously.
ReplyDelete... When you say something perfectly reasonable, and everyone stares at you like you are crazy.
ReplyDelete...when something has a warning to not ingest, you want to eat it.
ReplyDelete..when someone says no offense and you're hurt by it.
Well, no offense is just a stupid thing to say, because usually, after they say that they add something offensive. "No offense meant" is better, but still.
ReplyDeleteThanks for reading, guys!