Isn't it weird when...

...You think you know something, or what something means, but then someone makes a reference to it, and you're like, "What?" and they explain it and you realize you had no idea what the something really was/meant?

...You (or someone) is laughing uncontrollably, and they/you try to calm themselves down by thinking about something morbid, like dead puppies, and that makes you/them laugh even harder?

...Something says "Do not eat" or "Toxic" and suddenly you wonder what it tastes like?

...Ice cream flavors like "lemon licorice ripple" survive?

...Someone asks you to do something you don't want to, and you suddenly have to go to the bathroom?

...People make things seem like less of a deal by saying "a little bit" or "just a second," even though the thing isn't "a little bit" or won't take "just a second"?

Meh, I'm out. Feel free to add.

The denim lamp takes the old paint's hat.

If Carmen Sandiego and Waldo had a baby, no one would ever be able to find it. Or maybe they did, but they lost it. That must have freaked the doctors out. "Congratulations, here's your... Where'd it go?"

Okay, so this is basically a bizarre blog for me to post random ideas and crazy stuff on. :D